idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

(via epic-humor)


mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

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I love my skin!

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dlubes:

cyberjock:

cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

image

Delete this

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unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


shisnojon:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

or just tilt the carton less you fucking dipshit

shisnojon:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

or just tilt the carton less you fucking dipshit

(via holiestshit)